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I was born in the ocean. My mother is an octapus and my father is a seahorse. I guess that would make me a pus-sea? Anyways, when I was 8 I moved to Pluto with my cousin, Bula. That idiot got us kicked off the planet for drug trafficking. At 16 I formed my own village on the outskirts of Golania, Brazil. I was the queen of Oblinquintia, which I named after my childhood pet. I was forced to move to United States at 20 after the unfortunate capturing of my village people, coordinated by King Pinabudda of Mercury. That asshole has been trying to get back at me since I called him a pudgy peanut at the the annual Royal Meeting of Eclectic Rulers of the Universe (RMERU). Just put a top hat on the bastard and he looks identical to Mr. Peanut. There was a rumor going around that Mr. Peanut is Pinabudda's biological father. I wouldn't doubt it. I met Mr. Peanut once and he is a very nasty soul, just as I suspected. Who else would procreate like a maniac and sell his own offspring for profit? And he appears to enjoy doing this. All of that smiling and dancing around he does. Anyways, I'm 22 now and live in an invisible cave in an undisclosed location in the state of Alabama. I am on many of the Ruler's bad lists right now so I am required to stay in hiding for the time being.

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